Swifty blows into town..then out
April 10th, 2005 by ollie
Whoa…another Swifty sighting has been spotted in the Chicago area. Please stand back as this whirling mass encircles your town for a few hours eating Gold Coast Hot Dogs and sucking down all beers in his path. Last word has it that he is now somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean on his way to Frankfurt. You may come out of your basements. Somebody please warn the good people of Deutschland! Achtung! Achtung Baby!
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