The general rule of law for children states this : No matter how many toys you open up on Christmas, the box is always the most fun.

Merry Festivus Everyone! Today we celebrate a little known holiday that occurs right before Christmas. Those of you who are die hard Seinfeld fans will surely know what this is. And now, as I dust off the Aluminum Pole, and we have the airing of the grievances, let the feats of strength begin!

I am very disappointed in you Krueger!

Frank Costanza explains the origin of this special day:

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born . . . a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must’ve been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was.

It’s another Festivus Miracle!

OK, since I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with the original template for this blog I decided to throw in the towel and try something else. Welcome to the new and improved “Version 2.0″ of this stupendously informative, entertaining, and educational blog about our miserable lives.

Happy Birthday! Look at the time go, my little Princess is all grown up now.