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December 23rd, 2005 by ollie


The Festivus Pole

Merry Festivus Everyone! Today we celebrate a little known holiday that occurs right before Christmas. Those of you who are die hard Seinfeld fans will surely know what this is. And now, as I dust off the Aluminum Pole, and we have the airing of the grievances, let the feats of strength begin!


Frank shares his disappointment
I am very disappointed in you Krueger!

Frank Costanza explains the origin of this special day:

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born . . . a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must’ve been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was.

It’s another Festivus Miracle!



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