Archive for March, 2007

Its been a long week..

March 30, 2007 - 3:57 pm No Comments

Wow, even though it felt like forever ago that we were grousing over lost luggage and horrible British teeth, it seems our little journey has come to its end. I am ready to go home. Sitting here on my Birthday alone in a tiny hotel room in Urberach, after some nice beer and chicken. I am ready to come home, even though I just got here.

Its been a stressful week, but I’m glad I did it. I knew it was coming that my Grandmother was going to pass, but didn’t think it would be that quick. It was hard to say goodbye. She had a fitting sendoff surrounded by family, friends and neighbors who all knew her. She was a tough lady, living a tough life but always to the fullest. My Omi will be missed.

It was also a good time to catch up with rest of the family who I don’t often see. Uncle Joe and I had some good quality time together (read that as many beers later..). We discussed everything from Erik to the Internet. Hoffentlich, mein lieber Uncle Joe wurdest du jeztz auch diese Web Seite reden mit deim neuen Computer!

So, I will make this post short as I have to get my butt out of bed in six hours. Hopefully next time I will be here with my whole family for a longer period. See you on the other side of the ocean.

Guten morgen part 2

March 28, 2007 - 3:18 am No Comments

So, continuing on in our saga. We left our young heroes stranded at the gates of Mordor. Samwise and Frodo…no wait a second, wrong story….

Where were we? Ah yes, upon entering the sea of masses at Manchester lobby we found our way to the BMI counter. Apparently they already knew we were bumped and had reissued tickets for us. The nice gentlemen personally saw to it that our luggage would be accounted for as well, or so we thought anyway. So, he tells us to go to this other counter and check in, in fact he walks us over. This airline is called Flybe.com, in our fogginess at the time we did not know this was not part of BMI. We thought we were rebooked on the next Lufthansa flight. Nope, turns out we were thrown on this cheapo flight service, which literally began service that day. Nice friggin timing lads. So our turn comes, and we get checked in and once again we have to explain the luggage problem to this lady. We got nothing but a blank look. Listen lady, we need to make sure our luggage is transferred with us! “I’m not sure what you mean? You have no luggage to check in?” Arrghh!!! Somehow her supervisor sitting next to her knew what to do, and she took care of us. I have no idea what she typed into the computer, but I think she just added our luggage tags to the manifest knowing full well they could have been thrown on an airplane going to Norway in the meantime. We had no physical confirmation. Whatever, fine. So now we had until 2 PM, and its only 10 AM.

We found our way to the main concourse area, after going through security again. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that we needed to change some cash there to buy some food. My dad plunks down a 20 at the exchange counter, he gets back 7 pounds. “Sir thats not enough for drinking here.” Holy crap its expensive here! We bought 2 coffees and it came to the equivalent of $10! So anyways, we trudged into the food/bar area. At this point I didn’t care what time it was, it was time to drink. The only highlight during this ordeal is at least I got to sample the Guiness from its place of origin, or at least one island over so you know its fresh. Man that was tasty.

We decided to get something to eat, let me tell you the British are not known for their cuisine, and airport cuisine is even worse. My dad was insane and ordered steak and kidney pie, and I had something called English brunch which consisted of 2 fried eggs, two ancient sausages that resembled leather, some navy beans fresh from the can, and half fried chips, er french fries. Big mistake. Both were awful. No wonder they have terrible teeth ;) . At least I had internet access!

So the rest of the time was spent sitting there waiting for our flight’s gate assignment, which apparently they don’t figure out until the plane shows up. With our stomachs churning,we observed the two scotsmen in full regalia pound one beer after another. Aye laddie!

So finally, 1:30 our gate gets assigned. We pick up and walk down there, only theres no airplane yet. 1:50, still no airplane and theres been no announcements. The crew stands around in huddled whispers and sqawk into the radio. Nope nothing and when asked they have no idea either. What the hell airline is this? Finally some lady in a suit decides to make some phone calls its now 2:15. She announces we will be boarding in 15 minutes..uh but theres no plane.

Finally a new airplane is seen towing into the gate, one of those 50 seat Learjet deals, at least it wasn’t a prop. So, the plane is sitting there, not a ground crew or pilot to be seen. Eventually the pilot shows up, must have had to finish that one last beer. So finally we all line up and go down the gangway, and literally walk out onto the tarmac into the plane. We take our seats, and are directed to keep our seatbelts unfastened as the friggin plane must be fueled. What the hell! So the plane is being gassed up, hey I see no luggage guy yet. The plane crew starts hemming and hawing with the ground crew, over what I’m not sure but eventually the pilot gets involved. Finally the luggage shows up, and an hour and half later we get airborn. Minus any sort of refreshment of course. Thats what they were arguing about, should they wait even longer to load some food? The captain I guess vetoed that decision.

Finally we reach Frankfurt, and I’ve been awake for 24 hours at this point. So we walk into the luggage area, wanna take bets if our luggage came out? You guessed it…nope. @##$%$%&#! We wander to the lost luggage desk. After some insistence they check the computers, we finally have a break. Our luggage was indeed there at the airport, it was transferred to our original flight and was in the lost and found holding area. The lady was even nice enough to escort us to it because there was no way we would have found it by ourselves.

So luggage in hand, we made our way to Urberach..and to bed eventually.


Cranky

Guten morgen

March 27, 2007 - 1:17 pm No Comments

Hallo from Luneburg I finally made it. Sitting here after dinner in my room, cruisin the net with my trusty laptop doing some school work, some work work and drinking a..Becks? Yeah, I come half way around the world and I get a Becks. Thats what you get when you send your father into the gas station to buy a six pack. Its like sending him to the video store and he comes back with some B-movie POS film he was told was good. Thats ok.

Anyway I have a moment to catch my breath, as the last day was from hell as you can see, but that was only part of the story. Now I shall recap the ordeal before I forget it among the fog of jetlag and let it be recorded for future generations to study. So, we got on the first half of the flight no problem. In fact we upgraded ourselves to economy plus with BMI. What does that mean? Well its not coach, and it certainly isn’t first or business class, its somewhere halfway between business and coach. You still get the same seats as in coach, but more leg room, the drinks are non stop and free (wow that wine was good), we had a menu to choose from and we each had our own little tv in the seat. Even with all this pampered luxury I still couldn’t sleep worth a damn. I tried, oh I tried. I thought no big deal I can sleep in the car later…not knowing our odyssey was about to unfold in England.

So, for all of you reading this please be warned: If you must fly to Europe, do not, I repeat DO NOT fly through England! I have never experienced such a botched up, poorly designed, clueless polite people, horrid and expensive food anywhere else. We landed and knew we had 1 hour between flights. Naturally we arrived about 20 minutes late…so we run up the ramp, and find in order to change planes we must also change terminals. So we see the sign, arrivals to the left, transfer to the right. Screeeeeeech! Damn, security gate! “Good morning gentlemen, are you on a connecting flight?” (Thick cockney accent here). Yes, we’re going on Lufthansa. “May I see your passports and boarding pass?” We don’t have boarding passes, it was an E ticket. “I see…” He turns around at the lady picking her nose behind the desk. Mind you everyone else on the plane is gone. So the lady shrugs I don’t know and don’t care like, “See the gentleman around the corner”. Allright, we go to him and explain ourselves. So this guy says, “Ahh right a transfer eh? Yes, please go through this gate and take the transfer bus”. So mind you hes the wall right behind the first gate, with a door to it in the back. He climbs OVER the counter to tell the other chap to let us through. Fine Fine, we go through the typical routine, take off your shit, unpack your bags, check your prostrate. Now the lady gets off her tush and takes us downstairs, the bus will get us from here in a few minutes.

She closes the door, we are now locked in this holding pen with no way to get out. Time ticks away, where the f$%$! is this bus? My dad picks up the phone in there to call the desk about the damn bus. Just as they answer the bus shows up. We have now 15 minutes to make the plane. We hop on, the bus starts driving, and it was a bit jarring because even at the airport we drive on the left side. So we keep going…and going..hey look theres our bird…and there goes our bird…what the? Hey sir! Where are you taking us? “I don’t know, where do you need to go??” Lufthansa! “OHHHH righto!” By this time we were almost to terminal 1, he turns the bus around right on the tarmac. Naturally we get stuck behind a baggage train. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! So we finally get out, of course we can’t open the door, he has to get out and swipe his card…So we race up the stairs and reach the landing only to find…another security check point. Same fucking routine….May I see your boarding cards please? Same explanation…and now the phone call is made. “Sorry, the plane has been overbooked and we can’t let you through here.” WHAT!!!! “I’m sorry, now what you’ll have to do is go through this door, down stairs, through passport control and back into the lobby.”

Now you realize in America something like this is not possible. We go down there and find the huge line for entering the country. Lucky for us being EU citizens we can choose the quicker line. I told my dad we’re screwed now because we don’t have the proper paperwork. So miraculously they let us in..essentially we could have snuck into England at this point. So we end up at the service desk to find out what the hell to do. The problem being of course the luggage, which surely did not make it here.

Part 2 to be continued…..

Coming to blog post near you…

What the hell is a quid…

Local cuisine…

Where is our plane…I don’t know either…but you are the gate person….

Where is our luggage…

You don’t want to miss it!

Good mornin govna!

March 26, 2007 - 4:36 am No Comments

Sitting here in Manchester England, stranded…no sleep approaching 24 hour mark. Laptop battery losing strength..getting tired…ever so tired. Luggage is whereabouts unknown, can’t understand what the hell these people are saying…Its english isn’t it? This place is friggin expensive, 1 tall mocha and 1 espresso…5 quid..what the hell is a quid?! About 10 bucks…

Dave..at least you will be in the comfort of knowing I sampled the Guiness for breakfast..or lunch or whatever the hell time it is here. And it was gooooooooooood…

The odyssey continues….

Bloody hell!

Signing up for twitter!

March 20, 2007 - 4:36 pm No Comments

Signing up for twitter!

I’m not a math geek

March 14, 2007 - 7:21 pm No Comments

But today is March 14th, in other words 3/14, or if you prefer 3.14. Thats right its Pi day!

Happy
Pi day everyone!

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592
3078164062862089986280348253421170679….

and from there it goes on…and on…and on…and on….

I dare you

March 6, 2007 - 9:23 pm No Comments

Thats what Dennis said….

OK fine here I double dog dare you!


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